her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Randomize
