Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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