I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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