I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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