what if I'm pregnant?
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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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