yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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