i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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