i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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