"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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