its not stalking. its research.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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