my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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