Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
