We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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