I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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