Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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