Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
