And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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