We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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