Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize