Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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