honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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