I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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