Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My balls are so social today.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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