It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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