No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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