So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
soo... how was my night?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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