i think my mom watched the whole time
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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