she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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