Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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