i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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