Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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