I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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