"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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