I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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