No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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