i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
smell my finger.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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