he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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