Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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