Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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