I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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