Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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