How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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