oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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