Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I don't think brook has ever known best
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i think i scared a bird with my dick
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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