so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
