brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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