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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think I died a long time ago.

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(319): View more from Iowa

then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.

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(813): View more from Florida

I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?

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(315): View more from New York

Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did

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(925): View more from California

Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

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(336): View more from North Carolina

The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".

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