ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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