she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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