He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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