I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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