Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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