we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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